belive me, if I ever get thrown in jail, they'll here illnesses that will freak them so bad they wont be able to get me out quick enough. I've seen bogus things work great, so imagine some real medical stuff
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belive me, if I ever get thrown in jail, they'll here illnesses that will freak them so bad they wont be able to get me out quick enough. I've seen bogus things work great, so imagine some real medical stuff
*gets a pen and pad*
one time we had a prisoner fake a seizure and throw himself of the top bunk. he broke his front teeth in half. the nerve was haning out of one of them. the cops were sure he was faking. I didnt buy it. got him outside in the amubulance and said "lets knock off the bullshit and stop the fake unconscienceness, we both know your faking."
the dude sat up and opened his eyes "how bad did I fuck up my tooth?"
"bad enough to see a dentist...get out"
"see ya"
that's some crazy shit.
I have a few cop stories I could tell, but I think I'd better not.
mind ya, I have some good experiences with them, too. [img]smile.gif[/img]
got a ride home the next morning after a night in the drunk tank. that was pretty nice.
and get this. police abuse the system also. they have a prisoner that gets a scratch, they call for an ambulane. they've even called after they maced people for us to wash the persons eyes. I had one cop call to wash blood of some dude. I've had them call and ask for rubber gloves. So cops also abuse the system they dont like being abused in
too bad there isnt a Canadian COPS shown here so we could see you in action dude!
yeah, I guess y'all don't get "To Serve and Protect" down there, eh?
hmm...maybe I'll do something to make the news this weekend... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
Is that a version of COPS for Canada?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm sure no drugs or alcohol were involved in that scenario. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by cr0w:
I heard about a frantic 911 call from a 15-year-old boy who noticed some belly button lint and freaked out, calling and claiming that his insides were coming out through his belly button.